I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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