just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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