people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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