ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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