Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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