I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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