i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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