so explain again why im purple
no
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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