ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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