I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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