He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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