I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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