Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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