nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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