go do what you do best...puke behind churches
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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