I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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