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say what?
wanna hang out?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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