we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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