Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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