I don't think brook has ever known best
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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