If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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