Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
