ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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