After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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