In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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