Don't make out with my wife yet
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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