wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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