i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i permit you to call me
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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