strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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