Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I'm always down for nudity.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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