Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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