He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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