Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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