Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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