Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I hope mine doesn't look like that
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
oh god was she eating orange peels again
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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