Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Bring me that man meat
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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