Your tits are I can't wait for
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
