Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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