If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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