Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i don't like sucking hair
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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