For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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