I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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