is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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