so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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