I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Randomize
