YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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