...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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