Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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