Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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