plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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