i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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