I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
